06th Jun
hills have eyes

The Hills Have Eyes – movie review

The Hills Have Eyes (2006) Plot: A suburban American family is being stalked by a group of psychotic people who live in the desert, far away from civilization. Review: The 70’s was a great time for horror and Wes Craven was at the forefront of it. Outside of a few other directors at the time, he […]

05th Jun
wrong turn

Wrong Turn – movie review

Wrong Turn (2003) Plot: Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding. Review: There are six Wrong Turn movies and I think Wrong Turn 7 is supposed to be released in 2016. Ignore all of them and only watch the first Wrong Turn starring Eliza […]

04th Jun

Insidious 1 and 2 – movie review

Insidious 1 and 2 (2010, 2013) Plot for Insidious 1: A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further. Plot for Insidious 2: The haunted Lambert family seeks to uncover the mysterious childhood secret that has left them dangerously connected to the spirit world. Review: Insidious 1 […]

03rd Jun
Ebola Syndrome

Ebola Syndrome – movie review

Ebola Syndrome (1996) Plot: A restaurant employee wanted for murder contracts Ebola by raping a woman in South Africa and starts an outbreak there and in Hong Kong when he returns home. Review: Just like the French started the new wave of hardcore horror in the early and mid 2000’s, Hong Kong had a bit of […]

02nd Jun

Inbred – movie review

Inbred (2011) Plot: Four young offenders and their care workers visit the remote Yorkshire village of Mortlake, which prides on keeping itself to itself. A minor incident with locals rapidly escalates into a blood-soaked, deliriously warped nightmare. Review: Usually seeing Alex Chandon‘s name on a film is reason enough to poke your eyes out. His intentions […]

01st Jun
mum and dad

Mum & Dad – movie review

Mum & Dad (2008) Plot: Mum and Dad, and their “adopted” children, Birdie & Elbie, work at the airport. When Lena, a young Polish office cleaner, is befriended by Birdie, she gets drawn into a nightmarish world of torture, murder and perversity. Imprisoned in a suburban House of Horrors and designated a “Mummy’s Girl”, Lena’s […]

31st May
Horrible way to die

A Horrible Way to Die – movie review

A Horrible Way to Die (2010) Plot: An escaped murderer is in pursuit of his ex-girlfriend, who has fled to start a new life in a small town. Review: The serial killer genre has become quite stale. Finally about time something comes along that isn’t paint (with blood) by numbers fair. Although some of you may find […]

30th May
Midnight Meat Train

The Midnight Meat Train – movie review

The Midnight Meat Train (2008) Plot: A photographer Leon’s (Bradley Cooper) obsessive pursuit of dark subject matter leads him into the path of a serial killer, Mahogany (Vinnie Jones), the subway murderer who stalks late night commuters, ultimately butchering them in the most gruesome ways imaginable. Review: Clive Barker movie adaptations are hit and miss. Maybe more misses […]